Cheese earrings! Technically probably Swiss cheese, because of the holes. But, cheese. Wear it to the moon, swap it around and wear it with a bread earring or fruit, make your own cheese platter for your ears. These dangly boys will remind everyone they have to pay the cheese tax to you. You are a cheese god. Rep it proudly. About less than an inch with silver hooks, handmade painted polymer clay. Yellows.